To be sung to the tune of Max Boyce’s Hymns and Arias:

The disease they call ash die back, its sweeping through the land
Chalara said the Government, it needs no helping hand
So many trees are dying, its a disease we can’t control
That green and pleasant countryside thats deep inside our soul

But is disease for Politicians, should they stay away?
Their cock-ups and their arguments, ends up making us all pay
And they were singing Hymns and Arias,
Land of Chalara
Ar hyd y nos